Megan's Website

PEOPLE!!!

Written by Megan Cockett
Friday, 15 June 2007
Okay people, stop calling me to try and figure out who you are! If you don't know what your alias name on my site is, then you seriously need to think about it a little harder. I thought that I made it obvious! Your name is either a nickname (that not everyone knows) or a middle name. If I called or emailed you personally, then you should remember which name that we came up with together. If you still can't find your name then it means that I haven't talked about you yet!

Welcome to My Website

Written by Megan Cockett
Saturday, 12 June 2004
I have started a new website that obviously is not candy canes and gumdrops. This new and improved site allows me to express myself freely through my words and keep in contact with my friends more efficiently while letting them and registered users state their honest opinions on current situations happening in my life and my friend's lives.
Last Updated ( Wednesday, 13 June 2007 )

How Do You Like My New Site???

What Is Your Favorite Color???

After all this 'Who wants to be a millionaire?' and 'Who wants to marry a millionaire?' crap on T.V.

	Who Wants To Marry A Total Prick?
	Who Wants To Be A Welfare Queen?
	Who Wants To Die Rich and Lonely?
	Who Wants To Punch Barbra Streisand?
	Who Wants To Eat A Dog Turd?
	Who Wants To Adopt A Romanian Baby?
	Who Wants To Watch A Fat Guy Take A Dump?

Which conspiracy is most likely to be true?

	Rosie O'Donnell is an alien fiend from the planet Lezb-tch intent on controlling our minds through worthless television.
	The Spice Girls were a successful attempt on the behalf of British government to lower our standards to absolute gutter levels.
	Elvis faked his death and had plastic surgery so he could run for President in the 1990's.
	All the footage of astronauts walking on the moon was actually shot in the backyard of some guy in Arizona.
	Bananas aren't really fruit. They're actually alien larvae which use humans as hosts.
	The builders of the pyramids were all employees of the ancient Egyptian tourism committee.
	Ronald McDonald is not the harmless jokester he pretends to be. He is actually Pennywise the Clown, and he eats little children.

Which annoying phrase should be immediately erased from our language?

	Sorry, my bad!
	You wanna come with?
	So (as in, 'You are, like, SO not gonna believe this!')
	Get jiggy widdit!
	Studies show...
	Buh-bye!
	The American people... (the favorite of politician scum)
	You go girl!

What's your favorite media lie?

	Material things bring happiness!
	Your government really cares about you!
	Your government really cares about you!
	A new car/truck/minivan sure would make life easier!
	Take your kids to McDonald's and they won't hate you!
	Wal-Mart sells quality stuff!
	Republicans and Democrats are completely different!
	You really NEED a hamburger right now...

What scares you the most about the circus?

	Caged elephants which can rampage at any moment.
	The smell of freshly-roasted peanuts mingled with the stench of manure.
	Women who can bend backwards at a 90-degree angle.
	Men in tights flipping through the air 100 feet above you and pretending to enjoy it.
	The King of the Jungle whipped and beaten down to a harmless kitten.
	Those creepy clowns.

What's your favorite roadrage-inducing bumper sticker?

	My karma ran over your dogma
	I love animals...they're DELICIOUS!
	My kid beat up your honor student
	I've found Him...I have Jesus in the trunk!
	I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can diet
	Honk if your horn is broken
	Born again? MY God got it right the first time!
	You... The case for abortion

What do you fear most when you fall asleep?

	Having a large, hairy spider fall into your mouth
	Alien abduction and anal probes
	Waking up next to Rosie O'Donnell
	Choking to death on a stray dust-bunny
	Talking in your sleep about your secret diaper fetish
	Sleeping through the final moments of the universe
	Waking up in a bathtub full of ice with both kidneys removed

Which celebrity looks the most like an animal?

Since the Columbine shootings, people are talking about banning all kinds of things. What threat to

If you could beam an incredibly stupid and intellectually vacant 1990's T.V. show into the homes of